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Signs.
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We see them everyday, in nearly every place we go.
Here are some we wanted to share that just may
lead to misunderstanding. . .
(and a laugh or two!)
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In
a restroom:
TOILET
OUT OF ORDER...
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
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In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES...
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES
WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
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In a London department
store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
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In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP
LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK
OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
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In another office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD
EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE
DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
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Outside a secondhand
shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING -
BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG
AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
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Notice in health food
shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
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Spotted in a
safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
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Seen during a
conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A
DAY CARE ON THE 1st FLOOR
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Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS
THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
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Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ,
THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW
TO GET LESSONS
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On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -
THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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