FAMILY LIFE
IN TWO SENTENCES OR LESS

Parenthood. . . 
If it was going to be easy,
it never would have started
with something called labor!


Shouting to make your children obey
is like using the horn to steer your car
and you get about the same results.

The right temperature in a home
is maintained by warm hearts,
not by hot heads.

A definition of parents might be ...
Parents:
People who bear infants,
bore teenagers, and 
bored newlyweds.

The joy of parenthood: What a parent experiences when all the children are finally in bed.

Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need
baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle
name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Grandparents are similar to a piece of string...
handy to have around and
easily wrapped around the fingers of grandchildren.

A child outgrows your lap,
but never outgrows your heart.

God gave you two ears and one mouth... 
so you could listen twice as much as you talk.

There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself,
hire someone to do it, or forbid your children to do it.

Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he
was small and half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.

There are only two things a child will share willingly:
communicable disease and his mother's age.

The persons hardest to convince
they're at the retirement age are                   
children at bedtime.
 

Kids really brighten a household;
they never turn off any lights.

 




A "Family Fun" Page from my-TGIF.