Top 50 OXYMORONS
"seemingly contradictory words
that have the startling effect of a paradox"
. . . and made us laugh :-)

             





















                 


























              





50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation

         45. Airline Food

44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. American history
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd

33.Business ethics

32. Soft rock
31. Butt Head
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow

                   25.Childproof

24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Computer jock
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased

12. Computer security

11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
 9. Definite maybe
 8. Pretty ugly
 7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
 6. Diet ice cream

         5. Rap music

 4. Working vacation
 3. Exact estimate
 2. Religious tolerance





                               

























                                 




























                   



                         

 

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