For those who already
have children past this age, this is hilarious.
For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
For those who have not yet had children, this is reason for second
thoughts!
Things I've Learned From My
Children
(Honest and No Kidding)
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq foot house
4 inches deep.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them
with roller
blades,
they can ignite.
A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200
adults in a crowded restaurant.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman
underwear and a Superman cape.
It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on
all four walls of a 20X20 foot room.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to
throw the
ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a
baseball a long way.
The glass in windows (even double
pane) doesn't stop a baseball
hit by a ceiling fan.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words
"Uh-oh", it's already too late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of
it.
A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year-
old man says they can only do it in the movies.
A magnifying glass
can
start a fire even on an overcast day.
Certain
Lego's will pass through the
digestive tract of a
four-year-old.
